Meet Fifi L'amour
Ms.TRIODE GUILD® 2001
Fifi L'amour's VITAL STATISTICS
Age: 3,345,612, which proves, once again, that older women, like a fine cigar and wine..get better with age.
Statistic: 36-20-33, 0-60 3.8 seconds, .598 batting average. Alien breeders are capable of much higher performance than human females.
Job: Fifi works as a dance instructor and masseuse at MENSA, (www.mensa.org) because it is often the case that people with extraordinarily high IQ get disconnected from their body's truth.
Favorite Hobby: Bullfrog racing.
Favorite Comic Book Character: Shmoos
Favorite Tube: PX 25
Favorite Amplifier: Push/pull PX 25
Favorite Speaker: Notre Dame Cathedral
Favorite Music: A thunder storm
MS. TRIODE GUILD'S RESPONSIBILITIES
1. NO MORE DUMB BORING AUDIO PRESENTATIONS:
Have you ever attended one of those really dumb boring audio presentations by a manufacturer at an audio club or dealer? I have, and I have made lots of those dumb boring presentations ..NO MORE.
From now on all of my public presentations will include Ms. Triode Guild who will do exotic dances and inspire the audience in those ways that deeply affect the male soul.
2. PRODUCT PRESENTER AND ENDORSER:
The new Triode Guild T-Shirt collection will be available soon, and I need a "Victoria Secret Type" with real expertise with tube circuits.
3. CHAT ROOM AGIGITATOR:
How would you like to ask a beaudacious alien breeder questions about tube circuits..or life?
with some of
the other girls that work at
T-Shirt Amplifier Collection!!!
e-mail Dr. Harvey "Gizmo" Rosenberg: firstname.lastname@example.org
2001 Meta-Gizmo.com and Dr. Harvey
"Gizmo" Rosenberg Triode-Guild®