VIVA LA REVOLUTION !

A FEW
ENDORSEMENTS
FROM

TRIODE GUILD MEMBERS
WEARING THEIR OFFICIAL
TRIODE GUILD "T-SHIRT AMPLIFIERS"

King Henry VIII
"TUBES RULE"

KING HENRY VIII
(Member since 1525)
:

Men with a big appetite for musical beauty know…TUBES RULE…which explains why throughout my world wide music Kingdom connoisseurs JUST SAY NO FAUX…to that thin, glassy, two dimensional transistor sound. Life is short..eat, drink, make love to many women and listen to music in your castle with tubes".

 

UNCLE SAM
"GIVE ME A FEW GIFTED LISTENERS"

UNCLE SAM
(Member since 1776)
:

"Like all gifts, the gifts for listening is not equally endowed in all men. In fact most men have average gifts, which explains their average taste in music, and why they use transistor gear, which is designed for the average man. I am recruiting the gifted, the few, the music heroes who want to serve the highest musical values".

 

 

GEORGE WASHINGTON
"VIVA LA TUBE AUDIO REVOLUTION"

GEORGE WASHINGTON
(Member since 1776)
:

My fellow Americans, we can no longer tolerate our bondage to music mediocrity. We must free ourselves from foreign audio tyrants who would deny us the freedom to experience the true beauty of music. Join up, become a member of the Tube Audio Army of Liberation….march with men all over the world who demand and get what they deserve….freedom to get down with their bad selves."

 

 

 

"TUBES ARE BEUDACIOUS"

ALBERT EINSTEIN
(Member since 1923)
:

Many things are relative, even my Uncle Ben, but not tube audio. Never has, never will be. Transistors are cool for boom boxes, portable micro stereos, and talking vibrators, but if MUSIC QUALITY MATTERS…only tubes are beaudacious…which is why I only use tubes to…. explore the harmonic/space/time continuum…and listen to my Benny Goodman LPs."

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MAHATMA GANDHI
"LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF ONE TRIODE CLAPPING"

MAHATMA GANDHI (Member since 1928):

"Hey dude, if you know, no explanation is necessary, and if you don't know, forget about it. That is why I spend so much time meditating on the sound of one triode clapping, in my really cool all cotton Triode Guild T-shirt".

 

 

 

Chief Zgnoga

"TUBES ARE AN EXISTENTIAL IMPERATIVE
FOR MEN SEEKING PROFOUND FORMS
OF ECSTATIC SELF EXPRESSION".


Chief Zgnoga, Penoa Clan, New Guinea
(Members since 1869):


"No more Brooks Brothers, golf clubs, cricket, charity balls for me…I am finished with the bogus…back to the primal, the authentic, the unexpurgated pure physical joy of music…music, don't just listen to it, eat it. Now you know why the Penoa clan worships tubes".

 

 

Fifi L'Amour
"SIZE MATTERS"

FIFI L'AMOUR
(Member since 1951)
:

Every women know that SIZE MATTERS, and men with weeny taste in music can never satisfy a real women…which is why those big tubes excite women like me, because I know any man who is into tubes can give me what I need…the BIG MUSICAL O. What do transistors give me? A headache and gas. If you love your wife or girlfriend give her a Triode Guild T-shirt."

 

 

 

GEN. DOUGLAS  MAC ARTHUR
"TUBES SHALL RETURN"

GENERAL DOUGLAS MAC ARTHUR
(Member since 1932)
:

I grew up listening to tubes, and used tube gear during my entire military career so I know how great they sound and how reliable they are, and I could never grock the whole sand amp hype. I mean… if you are into swing, they don't do that thing. After a friend gave me a transistor amp and I listened to it, I screamed out…TUBE SHALL RETURN…and I always keep my promise".

 

 

 

Ludwig Von Beethoven
"THOU ART ART"

BEETHOVEN
( Member since 1790):

"It doesn't matter that I am having another bad hair day, now that I have my new Triode Guild T-shirt. Though I am being busy working on my 100th symphony, let me just say: Just be the art that you art…express yourself musically…get deep, get down, get serious about music pleasure…and just do the right thing…listen to Dr. Gizmo, who is my fashion consultant and guides me in all my audio decisions. Back to composing".

 

 

 

Digital DEVIL

 

"TUBES MAKE ME HOT"

THE DIGITAL DEVIL
(Member since 1243):

Let's make a deal. I will tell you how to listen and enjoy digital audio, with all of its tonal corruption and compression, and aural discombobularity, if you promise not to complain. There is only one way to listen to digital audio, and that is with tubes, because tubes are hot…I mean only tubes can make digital audio sound righteous…which is why every digital recording studio uses tube mics, tube signal processing…as much tube gear as possible…to save the soul of digital audio".
Dr. Gizmo

"THE TRUTH IS POWERFUL"

Dr. GIZMO, GUILDMEISTER TRIODE GUILD
(Member since 1942)

Tube audio is the tool of higher musical intelligence, which is expanding at the speed of the Internet's expansion. Just take one taste, and there is no going back to transistor tofu. Be proud that you are a rare man, a unique work of art, which means wear a different Triode Guild T Shirt Amplifier every day.                


 

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